[ A couple minutes go by in which he plays catch up— ]
that was a special occasion legions of space aliens don't fly through portals to subjugate the planet every day
I was part of a team assembled to deal with unique/weird/intergalactic threats some of them because they are good at punching I am also good at punching plus building things
[ It really only occurs after he's written this down that that was definitely a lie, that it's more complicated than who or what is relevant ever, but oh well.
He writes, after a little bit of time has passed; ]
& if you have a secret superhero identity I won't tell anyone
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You understand, of course, why I might be curious.
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I'm a superhero
it's pretty awesome
& I was called Iron Man by my many fans and news press and also in certain affidavits
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I was unaware you had such extensive experience on the subject of invasion forces, Mister Stark.
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that was a special occasion
legions of space aliens don't fly through portals to subjugate the planet every day
I was part of a team assembled to deal with unique/weird/intergalactic threats
some of them because they are good at punching
I am also good at punching plus building things
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Is this why Mister Ellis has deemed it unnecessary to train you to defend yourself in the field?
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they know all the things against my will
^ why we weren't bro slapping on arrival
look I can find literally any excuse to talk about myself
I did not think you would find said hijinks relevant
that's why you got the lowdown on my ❤
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Very well.
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He writes, after a little bit of time has passed; ]
& if you have a secret superhero identity I won't tell anyone
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Luckily there is nothing at all secret about me. You may rest easy, Mister Stark.