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[propulsion]

"You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark."

sending crystal
written correspondence
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[muckspout]

[Raises voice, misunderstanding the statement.]

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'VE SEEN ANY LOOSE KNIVES OR FORKS?

[propulsion]

[ Tony, somewhere, holding his crystal further away from himself. Then, once the shouting is over; ]

Why, are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.

[muckspout]

I am merely enthusiastic about cutlery.... Have you seen anything particularly interesting?

[propulsion]

You mean long fork?

[muckspout]

Ah, a long fork is exactly the sort of item I'm looking for!